搞笑爱情输给金钱句子(原来搞笑女也会输给爱情)

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1.
“Money
can’t
buy
you
love,
but
it
can
buy
you
a
pretty
convincing
fake
one. ”
【笑谈人生】

2.
“My
bank
account
may
be
empty,
but
my
heart
is
full
of
love…
and
some
pasta
I
found
in
the
back
of
the
fridge. ”
【绝望公主日记】

3.
“I
thought
love
was
all
we
needed,
until
I
realized
groceries
are
pretty
important
too. ”
【天使与魔鬼的烤蛋糕】

4.
“I
used
to
think
the
best
things
in
life
were
free,
until
I
saw
the
price
of
parking
near
the
beach. ”
【欢乐合唱团】

5.
“I’ll
take
a
cozy
night
in
with
my
lover
over
a
fancy
dinner
any
day…
mainly
because
I
can’t
afford
the
fancy
dinner. ”
【生活大爆炸】

6.
“Money
can’t
buy
you
happiness,
but
it
sure
can
buy
you
a
bunch
of
stuff
that
distracts
you
from
being
unhappy. ”
【老友记】

7.
“I’d
rather
be
poor
and
in
love,
than
rich
and
miserable…
although
being
rich
and
in
love
would
be
pretty
nice
too. ”
【破产姐妹】

8.
“I
never
realized
how
broke
I
was,
until
I
tried
to
plan
a
romantic
date…
turns
out
ramen
noodles
aren’t
that
romantic
after
all. ”
【绯闻女孩】

9.
“I’ve
learned
that
love
may
not
pay
the
bills,
but
a
good
job
sure
can
make
finding
love
easier. ”
【非诚勿扰】

10.
“Money
may
not
buy
you
love,
but
it
can
buy
you
a
gym
membership
and
that’s
pretty
close. ”
【闪电侠】

11.
“I’d
rather
be
broke
and
happy,
than
rich
and
alone…
although
being
rich
and
happy
wouldn’t
be
too
bad
either. ”
【情人节】

1
2.
“I’ll
love
you
forever,
even
if
we
have
to
eat
macaroni
and
cheese
every
night
for
dinner. ”
【不能说的秘密】

1
3.
“Money
may
not
make
the
world
go
round,
but
it
sure
can
help
you
impress
your
crush. ”
【暗恋桃花源】

1
4.
“I
thought
true
love
was
priceless,
until
I
saw
the
price
tag
on
my
wedding
dress. ”
【高富帅】

1
5.
“I’ll
never
let
money
come
between
us,
unless
it’s
for
popcorn
at
the
movies. ”
【流星花园】

1
6.
“I
may
not
have
a
lot
of
money,
but
I
have
plenty
of
love
and
a
Netflix
subscription. ”
【致我们单纯的小美好】

1
7.
“If
love
is
a
currency,
I’m
definitely
in
debt…
but
I’m
willing
to
pay
it
off
with
hugs
and
kisses. ”
【跳跃吧！ 时空少女】

1
8.
“I’d
rather
have
a
happy
relationship
than
a
full
wallet…
although
a
full
wallet
wouldn’t
be
too
bad
either. ”
【谈判官】

1
9.
“Love
may
not
pay
the
rent,
but
it
sure
can
make
living
in
a
tiny
apartment
a
lot
more
fun. ”
【摩登家庭】

20.
“I
thought
love
was
priceless,
until
I
realized
how
much
my
boyfriend’s
video
game
addiction
was
costing
us. ”
【谈判官】