发朋友圈说笑的句子图片(发朋友圈大自然美句)-系易日记-系易美文网

1.
"Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
if
you're
laughing
for
no
reason,
you
need
medicine!"
【笑话有时候是最好的药，但如果你没有原因而笑，那你需要药了！】

2.
"A
true
friend
is
someone
who
thinks
that
you're
a
good
egg
even
though
they
know
you're
slightly
cracked. "
【真正的朋友就是那些即便了解你有些缺陷，仍坚信你是位好人的人。】

3.
"You
know
you're
getting
old
when
the
candles
cost
more
than
the
cake. "
【当蜡烛的价格比蛋糕还贵，你就知道自己真的老了。】

4.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【我不是在争论，我只是在阐述为什么我是对的。】

5.
"I
don't
always
understand
people,
but
when
I
do,
I
usually
find
them
pretty
annoying. "
【我并不总能理解人们，但当我理解了以后，通常会觉得他们很烦人。】

6.
"Procrastinators
unite!. . .
Tomorrow. "
【拖延症患者联合起来！ …但明天再说吧。】

7.
"Just
because
I'm
awake
doesn't
mean
I'm
ready
to
do
things. "
【醒着并不意味着我已经准备好去做事情了。】

8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. "
【我不懒，我只是在节约体力而已。】

9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
rightness. "
【我不是在争论，我只是在慷慨激昂地表达自己的正确。】

10.
"I
don't
need
anger
management,
I
need
people
to
stop
pissing
me
off. "
【我不需要控制情绪，我需要别人不要再激怒我了。】

11.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
I'm
just
saying
no
one
has
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room
together. "
【我不是说我是神奇女侠，我只是说没有人看到过我和神奇女侠一起在同一个房间。】

1
2.
"I
don't
always
have
the
right
words,
but
when
I
do,
I
usually
say
something
stupid. "
【我并不总有恰当的措辞，但当我有的时候，通常会说一些愚蠢的话。】

1
3.
"My
brain
has
too
many
tabs
open. "
【我的大脑有太多的标签页打开了。】

1
4.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【我不是矮，我只是聚集了绝妙的特点。】

1
5.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice.
I
usually
make
it
three
or
four
times,
just
to
be
sure. "
【我从来不会犯同一个错误两次。通常会犯三到四次，只是为了确认一下。】

1
6.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
limited
edition. "
【我不是奇怪，我是限量版。】

1
7.
"I'm
not
giving
up
chocolate,
I'm
just
embracing
the
egg-shaped
treats
of
the
season. "
【我并不是放弃巧克力，我只是拥抱季节限定的蛋形零食。】

1
8.
"My
brain
is
like
a
browser
with
too
many
tabs
open. "
【我的大脑就像一个打开了太多标签页的浏览器。】

1
9.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person.
I'm
a
3
cups
of
coffee
person. "
【我不是一个早上的人，我是一个需要喝三杯咖啡的人。】

20.
"I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
admiring
my
vintage. "
【我不是老了，我只是欣赏我的复古风格。】

相关推荐