谐音笑话文案温柔句子英文(温柔到爆的神仙文案日语谐音)

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1.
Why
was
the
math
book
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems. 【笑话】

2.
Did
you
hear
about
the
kidnapping
at
the
playground?
They
woke
up. 【谐音】

3.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. 【笑话】

4.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
glue.
It's
bound
to
stick
with
me. 【谐音】

5.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
burritos?
Because
they
wrap
everything
up. 【笑话】

6.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. 【谐音】

7.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. 【笑话】

8.
The
reason
the
golf
ball
doesn't
get
on
a
bus
is
because
it
drives
its
own
driver. 【谐音】

9.
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. 【笑话】

10.
I'm
trying
to
organize
a
hide
and
seek
championship,
but
good
players
are
hard
to
find. 【谐音】

11.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. 【笑话】

1
2.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
low.
She
looked
browbeaten.
【谐音】

1
3.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide. 【笑话】

1
4.
The
easiest
way
to
find
something
lost
around
the
house
is
to
buy
a
replacement. 【谐音】

1
5.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
stairs?
Because
they're
always
up
to
something. 【笑话】

1
6.
Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?
Because
it
was
two-tired. 【谐音】

1
7.
I
don't
trust
people
who
do
acupuncture,
they're
back
stabbers. 【笑话】

1
8.
Why
don't
ants
get
sick?
Because
they
have
tiny
ant-bodies. 【谐音】

1
9.
I'm
writing
a
book
on
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down. 【笑话】

20.
Why
was
the
broom
late?
Because
it
swept
in. 【谐音】