关于搞笑的生活句子英文(生活好过了 搞笑句)

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1.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
it
never
developed. 】

2.
I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. 】

3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 】

4.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. 】

5.
I'm
not
stubborn,
I'm
just
not
willing
to
compromise
my
principles. 】

6.
I
may
be
fat,
but
you're
ugly
and
I
can
lose
weight. 】

7.
My
house
was
clean
last
week,
too
bad
I
wasn't
home. 】

8.
I'm
not
arguing
with
you,
I'm
just
explaining
why
you're
wrong. 】

9.
I
hate
it
when
I
plan
a
conversation
in
my
head
and
the
other
person
doesn't
follow
the
script. 】

10.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. 】

11.
The
only
time
I
look
forward
to
a
red
light
is
when
I'm
trying
to
finish
a
text. 】

1
2.
I
used
to
think
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. 】

1
3.
I
don't
always
have
a
clever
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
forget
it. 】

1
4.
I'm
not
bad
at
math,
I'm
just
really
good
at
using
a
calculator. 】

1
5.
I
don't
have
a
problem
with
caffeine.
I
have
a
problem
without
caffeine. 】

1
6.
I
remember
the
first
time
I
saw
a
universal
remote
control
and
thought,
"Wow,
this
changes
everything. "】

1
7.
I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm,
so
don't
take
me
seriously. 】

1
8.
I
don't
always
procrastinate,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
tomorrow. 】

1
9.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
grammar.
I
love
it
because
it's
important,
but
hate
it
because
it's
hard. 】

20.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
fun-sized. 】